Republican beliefs

[Montgomery Scott]

To be a Republican you need to believe:

1. Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary
Clinton.

2. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's
Daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him,
and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.

3. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade
with China and Viet Nam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

4. The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our
highest national priority is enforcing U.N.resolutions against Iraq.

5. A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but
multinational drug corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind
without regulation.

6. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in
speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

7. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

8. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our longtime allies,
then demand their cooperation and money.

9. Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing
health care to all Americans is socialism. HMO's and insurance
companies have the best interests of the public at heart.

10. Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but
creationism should be taught in schools.

11. A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable
offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which tens
of thousands die is solid defense policy.

12 . Government should limit itself to the powers named in the
Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the
Internet.

13. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a
conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers
for your recovery.

14. You support "Executive Privilege" for every Republican ever born,
who will be born or who might be born (in perpetuity).

15. Support hunters who shoot their friends and blame them for wearing
orange vests similar to those worn by the quail.

[Oliver von Palm]

Ja, immer schön die pösen Republicans verleumden.

[Christopher Adomeit]

Und da war von Palm wieder, der uns gezeigt hat, dass die Republikaner klasse sind - und alle anderen böse =)

[Oliver von Palm]

Sieh an, jemand meldet sich nur an, um mir die Meinung zu sagen :rolleyes:. Himmel, bin ich euch Linken so wichtig?

[Fabian Montary]

Mmh? Er schwirrt schon die ganze Zeit hier rum. Gleiches, also Anmeldung zum rumbashen, kann man auch Daniel oder Baudouin vorwerfen, aber hey, wozu gibt es denn die palm'sche Beliebigkeit?

[Christopher Adomeit]

Original von Oliver von Palm
Sieh an, jemand meldet sich nur an, um mir die Meinung zu sagen :rolleyes:. Himmel, bin ich euch Linken so wichtig?

Du weißt mal wieder mehr als ich - Paranoia?

[Palin Waylan-Majere]

Original von Christopher Adomeit
Du weißt mal wieder mehr als ich - Paranoia?

Offtopic: Dein Avatar ist nicht nur hässlich, sondern auch doof.

@Scott: Wo hastn das her?

[Teri Shark]

Schwirrt doch schon eine Weile durch die Blogosphäre, oder?

[Konrad Grimm]

Tja, auch die GOP braucht halt 'n bisschen Zeitgeist. Leben in Widersprüchen und so...

[Montgomery Scott]

Original von Palin Waylan-Majere
@Scott: Wo hastn das her?

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